*points to self*

Everyone should go see “Boyhood” if you want to experience 2000’s nostalgia and feel old.

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Eating cookies is cool but eating all the cookies in your apartment while listening to every sad song in your playlist is even cooler.

Sometimes being the estranged son/brother isn’t so bad.

Sort of would be cool if I could figure out dating at least before I turn thirty. Or at least how to start it.

Why hasn’t anyone invented a tiny robot that follows you around and has long conversations about whatever you want to talk about, whether it be the assassination of the Archduke of Austria-Hungary Franz Ferdinand, the amazing phenomenon known as gravitational lensing, or the season finale of Orange is the New Black? WHY?

The nightmare is over. I went to the doctor today so now I can hear again.

Oh hey, just sitting in a dark room listening to The National on Saturday night. Nothing to worry about here.

PS My ear still isn’t working

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